secretelaborateplan:

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An Aaaarange.

I think my cat is broken…

wearejohnlocked:

bandersnatchcuddlebuns:

walrus-in-the-tardis:

the-grand-story:

fandoms-are-anything:

doctorfeelbad:

couragemadnessfriendshiplove:

world-shaker:

Want to collaborate on a Google Doc with Nietzsche, Shakespeare, Dostoyevsky, Dickinson, Dickens and Poe? 

Click here. Start typing. Enjoy the hilarity. 

Ninja Update: Wanna see something fun? Mention Shakespeare in a sentence and see what happens. 

Poe kept writing distinctly into my sentences so I wrote ”Edgar, you’re not funny” aND HE BLATANTLY DELETED THE NOT I AM SO DONE WITH THIS ASDFKJL

OH GOD IF YOU TYPE “EDGAR ALLAN POE” POE ADDS A :( AFTER HIS NAME PRECIOUS BABY

Poe kept interrupting my sentences, so I wrote, “Edgar are you fucking kidding me?” and Shakespeare replaced “fucking” with “hay rolling”

Emily Dickinson and Charles Dickens will fight if you put the word “Dickens” in the doc.  

I am done.

Poe kept changing words so the sentences no longer made sense so I wrote “bitch please” and Shakespeare corrected it to, “qualling harpy please”

i started with the Bohemian Rhapsody and let me tell you i was not disappointed 

I WROTE “SHUT UP SHAKESPEARE” AND HE WROTE “THE HANDSOME AND MARVELLOUS” AND POE CORRECTED IT TO “DREADFUL AND LONELY”

poe wrote “I wish I could write as mysteriously as a cat.”

no really start with song lyrics

I was in the middle of typing and Poe erased it half way through and wrote “THE END” !!

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jessepipes:

WHO ARE ALL THESE 12 FOLLOWERS I ONLY KNOW LIKE 5 OF YOU???? HOW DID YOU FIND ME??? WHY ARE YOU REBLOGGING ME I DON’T EVEN KNOW YOU??? WAIT THAT GUY WASN’T EVEN FOLLOWING ME! WHAT IS HAPPENING OH MY GOD THE END IS NIGH!!!!!

SURPRISE. PEOPLE LIKE YOU!

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avasdemon:

The Mad Tea Party art print I made for the Ava’s Demon kickstarter! Alice in Wonderland is one of my favorite stories and I figured these three would fit in perfectly at a mad tea party. 

automatonic-bitch:

jaycemonde:

robotcosmonaut:

A Crash Course in Texas Weather

THIS IS RELEVANT

the little god damn slowflake gets me every time god damn it

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snizabelle:

theatomicboom:

ok you know what scotland where do you get off having all this cool shit and hot people and kilts and stuff

because look at these fucking things

THESE ARE FAIRY POOLS, YOU CAN FIND THEM IN THE ISLE OF SKYE AND YOU KNOW WHAT?

THEY’RE GORGEOUS

SCOTLAND STOP HOLDING OUT ON ME HERE

MOTHERLAND…

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tardis-mind-palace:

theonewhosawitall:

whatifidontknowwhoiam:

I thought I could keep on without reblogging it.

I was wrong.

they should just start to hire tumblr to make adverts for them.

I love how Eleven is just like “what the fuck is going on where is this wind coming from”

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distraction:

authoritydangerheartkilljoy:

jukebox-is-a-ghost:

my-dear-symphony:

remembersoufflegirl:

alohajohnny:

ohhigabby:

if you don’t get this, we are not from the same generation…

MY JAW LITERALLY DROPPED AND I ADMIT TO SQUEALING LOUDLY IN A INHUMAN NOISE

I love this.

It’s Kim Possible and Ron Stoppable!

omg

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